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Re: [vox] A Special Request

On 11 Jun 2003, Richard S. Crawford wrote:

> My little sister's boyfriend has gotten himself an internship at TechTV, and has
> sent me the following request...
> > Apparently, since I am not an intern at TechTV's unscrewed and look like an
> > uber dork, they've decided to have me star in my own segment of the show
> > called, *The Lighter side of Linux* where I'll tell dorky linux jokes and be the
> > only one thinking they are HILARIOUS and laugh like a madman at each joke no
> > matter how unfunny it is, anyways, you're a 'nix man, got any that we could use
> > for the show?
> I can't think of any Linux jokes to send on to him... maybe it's just too early
> in the morning.  Can anyone else think of any that I can send on to him?
> (Q: How many SCO execs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  A: 500. One to screw
> in the lightbulb and 499 to claim they did it first.)

How about searching through the fortune program's quotes? I'm sure there's
plenty of material in there.


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